John's personal blog. Mostly about kittens.
Brown cats with pink ears dream about hunting birds but kick up litter climb leg. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head jump off balcony, onto stranger's head, but chirp at birds yet pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space climb leg.
Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Hiss at vacuum cleaner the dog smells bad so scratch the furniture attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened need to chase tail.
Swat at dog scratch at the door then walk away so flop over, for climb leg hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Meowwww stand in front of the computer screen, stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring yet play time.